Hey Scholars!!!,
Happy Spirit Week. I hope you are excited about this weeks festivities. This week we are discussing gases and the laws that come with them. Last week Miss. Brewer had a great mole day joke. So... that gave me a great idea about this weeks post. You must find or some up with a joke about gases and post it. Rememeber it must be school appropriate. GO VIKES!!!
Mr. D
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
6 comments:
okay so this is REALLY lame but it's all i could find.
What gas never cries?
Nitrus Oxide(Laughing Gas)
http://www.nku.edu/~russellk/G-html/chemhum.html
Why doesn't anyone want to go to the party with nitrogen?
Because he gases out a room.
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down
All that glitters is not gold but at least it has free electrons
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/3.html#subindex
I thought this one was pretty cool, and uses one of the equations we are currently practicing with.
Why do gas molecules like to look into your window at night?
Because they're PVnRT'ed (pronounced as pivnerted)
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Explination: helium, curium, and barium should be pronounced "heal him", "cure him", and "bury him"
http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/chemistryjokes.html
Post a Comment